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***COMMENT FROM A WOMAN***
I am a lady and read your spam for the fun of it. Boy are you all wet and not dry behind the ears yet when it comes to knowing how to attract a lady. I suppose you do all right attracting the ugly ducklings that want to be your door mat.
Making fun of the way a lady is not attractive, it just shows what a rude jerk you really are and have no manners. Faking being busy on the phone is one of the oldest tricks in the book and all women are wise to it. If you were truly busy, you would not have called in the first place and women know this. Waiting a certain length of time to call is just ignorance. Out of sight, out of mind is the way most women think about men, when you snooze, you loose.
Darlin, get real, this is 2002, head games are a definate no no, honesty is in, or has it been so long since you have attracted a lady instead of a door mat you don't know this. Women have more brains than men and all women know we are sitting on the world men are trying to win, so being rude and making a real pain in the butt out of yourself may get you a door mat but never a lady.
Keep your nonsense flowing, us women get a real good laugh from your advice on how to score. The old saying sure holds true with your writing," Those who can do, those who can't write a book on how to". haha!
» MY COMMENTS:
Well I guess you told me!
Here's what I heard you say (my interpretations, of course):
1. Waiting to call a woman back is a bad idea, and if you don't call her immediately then she'll forget you and not want to ever see you again.
2. Women are smarter than men.
3. Women are "sitting on the world men are trying to win", which I'm assuming means what you have between your legs.
4. That you believe I promote "being rude" and "faking being busy".
OK, where do I start?
I don't know, but I have sneakin' suspicion that you share the CRACK PIPE with the STONED woman from last week. Don't tell me that you're a base-head too?
Well, I guess you asked for it, with your off-the-handle emotional rant... so here goes. (Can you believe that I get to have this much fun... and call it work?)
So you think that waiting to call a woman back is a bad idea, huh?
And you think that if you don't call her back immediately that she'll have forgotten you... and just not be interested.
This is an interesting line of thinking.
If you're high.
Look, it's soooo commonly known that it's not a good idea to call a woman the moment after you've met her that even guys who have never seen the movie SWINGERS know not to do it!
Yea, I see. I think that from now on, I'll just ask women for their cel phone numbers, then call them right after I walk away. I can say "Hi... it's me! Look over your left shoulder! Here I am! [Waving my arms around]"
That would be cool.
I'd make fun of this idea more, but I have a minimum of three more incredibly stupid ideas of yours to bust on...
So you think that women are smarter than men, huh? Your exact comment was "Women have more brains than men". You know, this is genius level thinking. It's probably because you're smarter than me that you actually know this.
I'll bet, though, that because you've smoked so much CRACK that you've killed enough brain cells to make us at least EQUALLY "brainy". Just a hunch.
I think you took a step down the wrong path with this comment.
And then you started RUNNING FULL SPEED down that same wrong path with:
"...all women know we are sitting on the world men are trying to win..."
Do me a favor... next time you send me an email like this, send me your address so I can PAY YOU for your contribution. I wish I could come up with stuff like this myself.
I see that you've written me an email, so you must have access to a computer (just a guess). But it seems to me that you must be pretty new to the internet, because you obviously haven't figured out that any man can get online and within 30 seconds be looking at beautiful naked women for free.
And if they really have a mind to not have to listen to your mouth AND AT THE SAME TIME "win" the "world" that women like yourself are sitting on, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS FLY TO VEGAS AND GET A CAB OUT TO THE CHICKEN RANCH!
This is 2002! It's not the dark ages.
I feel like I can speak for most of the guys on this newsletter when I say that we would like to meet women who are emotionally stable, friendly, happy, financially together, etc. (I don't expect you to be able to identify with this description... don't worry about it.)
It's not our desire to just "win what you're sitting on".
We don't have to anymore. We improve ourselves in this area because we WANT TO. We're not interested in playing "Hi there Miss, will you please give me some attention and some of what you're sitting on?"
And finally, to address your comment that implies that I teach men to be rude and to fake things...
You're missing the boat entirely. It's like a joke, you either get it or you don't. And you don't.
Remember, send your address next time! And also try the spelling and grammar check in your word processor, because you write like an emotionally unstable middle-schooler.